Sexy Roleplay Idea:
Shout “Ni” at him repeatedly until he appeases you and buys you a shrubbery. Complete the fantasy by wearing a sexy antlered helmet and being 12 feet tall.
do you ever feel like mike wazowski
eating something and then realizing its expired
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend