underhuntressmoon:

Sexy Roleplay Idea:

Shout “Ni” at him repeatedly until he appeases you and buys you a shrubbery. Complete the fantasy by wearing a sexy antlered helmet and being 12 feet tall.


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jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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astrofreud:

not-the-very-button:

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

No you don’t they’re venomous.If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain. You do not want a platypus.

Nah, I still want it.

astrofreud:

not-the-very-button:

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

No you don’t they’re venomous.

If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain.

You do not want a platypus.

Nah, I still want it.

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kennyxkyle:

Dude!
Pixiv ID: 23644247
Member: らいち

kennyxkyle:

Dude!
Pixiv ID: 23644247
Member: らいち
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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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awwww-cute:

Rescued a senior border collie

awwww-cute:

Rescued a senior border collie

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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dekutree:

he trapped

dekutree:

he trapped

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links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

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zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend


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